Seven

I heard a friend once tell me that when a person eats spices, it takes seven, yes SEVEN years for your body to get rid of them... When i heard this, i was amazed, amused and looked at him thinking"I reckon the last piss up you had is going to take seven years for you to recover from by the looks of it!"...

So after that day, everytime i put spices on my food, i think for a second and after doing some calculations, im going to have to live to be about 500 years old to get rid of all the spices i have grazed over the years... And that's if i stop eating SPICES today!

I personally think that this theory is such a pile of crap, that i think if it was lying on my front door, it would take me about seven years to clean up! if it is true though, then when i make my grand exit from this earth, the worms are going to be in for one hell of a treat...SPUR!

Have you ever noticed that when people get together and talk about their childhoods, that everything happens when we are seven years old! Really, it's happened to me aswell, i've had plenty conversations where i always end up saying:"when i was seven..." Everything happens when you seven, what the hell happened to the path before you arrived at seven!?! It's like when your mom asks you:"Do you remember how your first bedroom was decorated with Superman curtains?" You reply: "No, but i do remember burning them down when dad got his new zippo and accidently played with it...when i was seven!"

Yeah, everything happens when you are seven and fourteen, which just for the record, is alot more fun...But lets leave that for another day! ;)