Today was just one of those days, it all started as a typical day(heat included), got to work and continued with the daily routine, then suddenly it began....
Every fucking thing i would grab hold of, would fall out of my hands...EVERYTHING! From apples to money, it would just slip and slide out of my hands, like i had soap on my hands and eachtime something would slip out of my hands, it would leave me in a fit of rage, swearing at the top of my lungs.
I just couldn't understand what was going on...Murphy was on a roll today, rearing his ugly head into every corner where i walked.
The last straw came at about 4 o' clock, i picked up an apple that happened to be chilling on the floor, just staring at me going insane as Murphy carried on his trickery... I picked it up and there it slided out of my hands, rolling onto the floor again, i took a deep breath and made another attempt... Just when i thought it was secure, it popped out of my fingers..."What the FUCK!" i shouted, charging at the rolling apple once more.People normally say third time lucky... Haha... Not this time... So as i grabbed the evil apple for the third time... It SLIPPED out of my "embaressed" grip yet again!.. I SNAPPED, completely losing it... Grabbed it(why didn't it slip that time!?!) squeezed it and threw it to the ground with all my power... watching it slam onto the floor and split into a million pieces gave me split seconds of relief, moments later, i laughed at my ridiculous outburst!... But still satisfied that it my irritations were slightly vented, i'm sure Murphy had a huge laugh, "he" really knows how to "press my buttons"!
No comments:
Post a Comment