Saturday night...(no, not LIVE!) :)

Goodmorning cyber planet! Last night i went to the movies by myself(yes, yes wierd, but it's something i just needed to do!)

I watched a movie called "My Best Friends Girl" with Jason Biggs(Pie Guy..He will always be the Pie Guy!)... And "Tank"(A.K.A-Dane Cook).. Mr. Cook is a LEGEND!.. I love this guy. You see i was feeling kind of "down in the dumps" yesterday, yeah this happens now and again, especially lately! Anyways, so my mission was to swallow a clown to cheer me up! However, i couldn't find one quite funny enough to cure my "downer".. So i shipped my ass off to Ster Kinekor and Dane Cook was there to rescue me! :)

It was an AWESOME movie, that had me on the verge of leaving a stain on the seat! It was THAT funny! Now "Tank"(Dane Cook) plays a professional ASSHOLE! He gets paid(by the ex-boyfriends) to date girls who have left their boyfriends and make the girls dates a living HELL so they can see what they are giving up on and run back!

I wont go into details, watch the movie for yourselves, you won't regret it!

After the very entertaining movie, i went to see a "good friend" by the name of Jack Daniels... I know i can always count on him to part his "wisdom" with me! :)

Today im off to a wedding, yes, yes, i am going to watch a mate of mine take a short walk off a LONG cliff!..(joking!).. Wish him luck and a blessed life with his loved one!.. I will hopefully have a good day, I know Jack and the boys will be there for me... if i need them! ;)... Stay tuned! Ciao!.. Sealed with a tot of Jack Daniels! :)

Annoyances

Yes, this blog post is about those little things that really get under your skin and rot you from within until you explode like a volcano of rage!

Funny enough im a pretty chilled out dude, don't really get annoyed that easily... Until i play a video game that i can't seem to pass, then the beast in me really comes out(and trust me, my beast DOES NOT say nice things!)... Another thing that annoys the crap out of me is when i continuously drop something, or if i hit my toes somewhere, it sends me into a vulgar frenzy of pain!

This i think annoys everyone(it has to, cause if it doesn't you are uh...dead!)... FLIES, i hate flies, the other day i was at work, getting on with my stuff, when suddenly i stood at attention as i heard it...ZZZMMM!!!... Right past my ear, i looked around like some kind of paranoid piece of CRAP that was under siege... i didn't spot it(obviously, just incase you didn't notice, it is very small and travels at speeds faster then i drink beer! Trust me, thats pretty quick!)... Took a deep breath and continued my work...ZZZMMM!!!... "#@!?" i shouted(Want to know what i said? Use your imagination!)... This time i started flapping my arms around like a demented bird, trying to get rid of the stupid fly(who must have been watching me from a distance, very amused!)... Breathing heavily after my session of flapping, i calmed down and continued my work reluctantly....ZZZMMM!!!... The third time was probably the worst because it obliged me into saying a speech of swearwords that were longer than our national anthem and said with ALOT more FEELING, trust me... PLUS i got alot LOUDER!!! Infact i was so LOUD, i could've sworn(pun FULLY intended:) i saw someone with a straight jacket ready to package me up and send me to an asylum... But this time i smiled, i saw it, the stupid fly that was causing me to go off the edge was standing there perched on the counter infront of me, i could've sworn again(sorry, but im enjoying this PUN!) that it was doing almost like a victory dance... I slowly and silently grabbed the bottle of pesticide i had next to me...PSHHTT... One spray was all it took... The fly was gone, leaving me standing triumphantly in my well deserved silence!... I had defeated my nemesis!...ZZZMMM x 4!... Yeah looks like my fallen nemesis had some friends who rate they had a score to settle with me!... But thats what is so annoying about flies, they filthy, they always seem to buzz around your EARS and you can't get rid of them!... And yet...

I have found the one thing that is more annoying than a fly... It is something that doesn't buzz, very far from filthy and doesn't come in groups... But it is something i must live with on a daily basis and trust me again(am i asking you for too much trust now? SORRY!... Trust me, i mean that!:)... The thing i must live with daily that is more annoying than a fly is....(DRUMROLL!!!)... My slow computer!!! Ciao... Stay tuned! :)

Singlesville

After blowing off the dust and shaking off the rust... I finally found the "balls"(excuse the term) to get back and do some writing.

I have gone through a huge change in my life, yes i was merrily (sometimes) moving along, when BAM! I suddenly found myself deported to a place that i hadn't been to in about six years, yes place in question being Singlesville, where all Singletons move along living their lives! I am now a Singleton aswell, it feels kind of wierd, not quite use to this newly acquired state of being yet...

It's like i fell through a roof into a full on beach party, but i'm wearing a tuxedo! Yes it certainly feels akward being here again, but with time i suppose i will lose my "tuxedo" and get use to this beach party i fell into and who knows? Maybe one day i can run for mayor of Singlesville! :)

While at the "party" i went outside to get some air and found myself at a huge ass crossroads, so there i sat staring at the different arrows and what each one read, soon i will decide which road to take, but for now im just happy to sit there and reflect for a while, reflect and write...

One day i will be ready to begin my new journey, but only when im ready... In the meantime its good to know i got one of the best psychiatrists in the world in my corner... Mr. Jack Daniels and Associates :)... Always ready to lend a helping tot(i mean hand) when necessary... Plus all the wonderful people in the "beach party"... My friends and family... Thanks! Stay tuned for more discoveries as i explore this newly renovated town i call Singlesville...Where i now live and hope to find success in someday! :)