Annoyances

Yes, this blog post is about those little things that really get under your skin and rot you from within until you explode like a volcano of rage!

Funny enough im a pretty chilled out dude, don't really get annoyed that easily... Until i play a video game that i can't seem to pass, then the beast in me really comes out(and trust me, my beast DOES NOT say nice things!)... Another thing that annoys the crap out of me is when i continuously drop something, or if i hit my toes somewhere, it sends me into a vulgar frenzy of pain!

This i think annoys everyone(it has to, cause if it doesn't you are uh...dead!)... FLIES, i hate flies, the other day i was at work, getting on with my stuff, when suddenly i stood at attention as i heard it...ZZZMMM!!!... Right past my ear, i looked around like some kind of paranoid piece of CRAP that was under siege... i didn't spot it(obviously, just incase you didn't notice, it is very small and travels at speeds faster then i drink beer! Trust me, thats pretty quick!)... Took a deep breath and continued my work...ZZZMMM!!!... "#@!?" i shouted(Want to know what i said? Use your imagination!)... This time i started flapping my arms around like a demented bird, trying to get rid of the stupid fly(who must have been watching me from a distance, very amused!)... Breathing heavily after my session of flapping, i calmed down and continued my work reluctantly....ZZZMMM!!!... The third time was probably the worst because it obliged me into saying a speech of swearwords that were longer than our national anthem and said with ALOT more FEELING, trust me... PLUS i got alot LOUDER!!! Infact i was so LOUD, i could've sworn(pun FULLY intended:) i saw someone with a straight jacket ready to package me up and send me to an asylum... But this time i smiled, i saw it, the stupid fly that was causing me to go off the edge was standing there perched on the counter infront of me, i could've sworn again(sorry, but im enjoying this PUN!) that it was doing almost like a victory dance... I slowly and silently grabbed the bottle of pesticide i had next to me...PSHHTT... One spray was all it took... The fly was gone, leaving me standing triumphantly in my well deserved silence!... I had defeated my nemesis!...ZZZMMM x 4!... Yeah looks like my fallen nemesis had some friends who rate they had a score to settle with me!... But thats what is so annoying about flies, they filthy, they always seem to buzz around your EARS and you can't get rid of them!... And yet...

I have found the one thing that is more annoying than a fly... It is something that doesn't buzz, very far from filthy and doesn't come in groups... But it is something i must live with on a daily basis and trust me again(am i asking you for too much trust now? SORRY!... Trust me, i mean that!:)... The thing i must live with daily that is more annoying than a fly is....(DRUMROLL!!!)... My slow computer!!! Ciao... Stay tuned! :)