Goodevening my beloved readers, thank you for taking the time to come here and read my blog, who by the way has finally warmed to me again... I guess i just know how to press "her" buttons...
I bring forth a story today, enjoy... Well, try to atleast...
He walked down the street, leaving a trail of smoke behind him like a chimney on that cold subzero morning, he smiled with relief as he saw that the house where he stopped was his last one for the day... he took a good look at it... White picket fence, perfectly groomed garden complete with water feature & a couple of garden chairs with a table to complete the story book look... He crept through the gate, tippy-toeing through the lawn to arrive at the solid oak front door...KNOCK KNOCK... Taking a deep breath as he waited for someone to answer...
"Hello there son... How can i help!?" Came the voice of a large old man booming from behind the door, dressed in a purple robe. "Hello sir, just came to give you your mail." The young lad answered. "Oh, thank you!" The oldman replied. "I would love to stay and chat... but i have to go feed my dog, P****Y." He continued. "Erm...Excuse me?" The young mailman asked, almost choking. "Yip, have to go feed my dog P***Y." The oldman repeated. "See you around kid!" He continued before closing the door on the young mailman.
As the young lad walked through the oldman's garden, he laughed, whispering to himself..."Damn! I wish i was his dog..." Just before getting out of the gate, he paused because he heard the oldman's dog barking... "yeah, i would bark happily to if i was getting fed..." he said, just before turning around... He smiled happily and walked out the gate and into the icy realm that enveloped him, the image of what he saw stuck in his brain... He saw the oldman bent down, filling the dogs' bowl with dry pellets. The dog leapt out of his kennel, which had a sign on it saying:"P***Y... MAN'S BEST FRIEND"... As the dog ate merrily, he petted him gently saying "Thats a goodboy... Thats a good P***Y!" :-)
Well goodnight and till next time... Stay tuned... Ciao! :-)
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