Hi there, okay maybe i am the only living creature on this dome we call planet earth that actually experiences this phenomenon every winter, but i am going to share it anyway!
I piss ALOT in winter! Much much more than in summer! i have no idea why, but i do... If i was a camel, every winter i would be abolished from the rest of the herd(i have no idea if you refer to a group of camels as a herd but you get my drift right?). The other camels would think one of my humps has a LEAK in it!
It's like my kidneys go into hibernation or something... So whatever i drink goes down there and probably sees a sign on each of my kidneys that says" SEE YOU IN SPRING" and has to go straight through without a "pitstop"!
You know what i hate(besides getting up in the middle of a cold winter night to go take a leak!)... When you got to go REAL BAD, you've been holding it for hours... It's like a whole cluster of pisses that joined forces and are rioting in there and you are somewhere waiting in a line, by yourself and the dude behind you just happens to be the guy who's girlfriend you hit on last weekend when you we're FUBAR! So you can't leave... You start holding on to all the shit that's around you, you start by tapping your feet, trying to negotiate a deal with the leaders of that "cluster" you have within... You break in a cold sweat... Then you start dancing "the twist" only it's a "retarded" version of it just to get rid of the urge to piss right there...
Now just think of all that on a COLD winter morning/night! It would be worse!
All this piss talk is setting me off... Sorry for leaving you with a possible visual... But i gotta GO and Go... if you know what i mean!
Ciao. Thanks and Please Stay tuned! :-)
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