This weekend was a super chilled one with very minimal amounts of alcohol... Infact i spent yesterday afternoon playing my favourite board game with my nephew, monopoly...
Ever since i was a little kid i have loved this board game and yesterday was proof for me that old habits die hard! I sat for a moment thinking why the hell do i dig this boardgame so much? Then the answer came to me, i love this game because it is the only place where i can claim to be a property mogul! In monopoly i am RICH and successful(without the crappy hairstyle!)... That is AWESOME!
But as the game progressed, i realised that i TOTALLY suck even when im trying to win a pretend game of mega wealth! I always seemed to pass the "prime streets" on the board and never got an opportunity to buy them... But when other people owned the whole "GOLD" side of the board, the dice kept throwing me there so i had to give my "hard earned monopoly cash" to my opponents! So i thought instead of giving them my cash, i decided to buy every low budget property on the board that i happened to land on... Giving up on the game just before i got bankrupt! So if my "monopoly skills" are anything to go by, i should definitely stay away from enrolling to be on "The Apprentice"!
Today was Monday and it was an absolutely true breed Monday... It was the Mother of all Mondays and what a BITCH she was! I don't know why, but the Monday after your day off is always one of the worst! As i mentioned on my facebook profile today... I wonder if Strippers enjoy working in winter? I'm sure it totally sucks to show off your "cash and prizes" to the highest "bidder" when it's winter! Isn't it wierd that a guys "rumble pack" shrinks in winter but a chicks "treasure chest" expands at the tips!?!
Thanks... Please do stay tuned... I will be back more often! :-)
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