Daddy long legs and I

Got home from a hot and heavy session with Gym(Her name is actually Gymnasia!)... She really saps all my energy i tell you! :)

So got home from gym, dragged my tired, sweaty ass through the house and straight into the bathroom so i could take a nice cold shower(Trust me, HERE you wont want it any other way!) and really cool off!So there i was and then BOOM! There it was standing in all it's glory moving around like it was some kinda of F***ING Queen! It was moving around so gracefully like it owned the place, it must of seen me because i could have sworn it done like a 180 turn just to walk back to where it was coming from and start walking again, like some kind of broken record, it must also know that i am absolutely terrified of it because it slowed it's already slow-motion walking pace to almost a standstill!

Yes, the thing i am talking about here is that spider with the freakishly long legs and small ass body, the Daddy long legs, that was sauntering up and down in my bathtub! Okay, i HATE spiders, i HATE and FEAR them tremendously! No matter what spider it is, it can be the size of a peanut or the size of a bag of peanuts, for me it has the same effect!

I fear spiders so much that if there is a big one in my bedroom, i will sleep in another room or the TV-room! Yes, i won't even try and kill it because if i miss it could jump on me or some shit! Thats a BIG NO NO for me!

Now back to the Daddy long legs effort in my bathtub... Why the hell, is it called a DADDY LONG LEGS!? Why not a MOMMY LONG LEGS!?... If i'm not mistaken the world record for the "longest legs" is held by a native of the female gene pool! SO, why DADDY?

AND the way i saw that thing walking around in my bathtub, it had to be a woman, only a woman would know how to walk the "walk" that way, i'm sure that particular "Daddy" long legs was the "Heidi Klum" of the spider world! Or maybe it's because those spiders have such long legs that they can't help but rub it in when they see other not so well "endowed" spiders in their communities that they ask them, "Who's your Daddy?".. So the other short spiders nicknamed them "Daddy" Long legged spiders!

Well either way if it had to ask me that question, i would reply. "YOUUU..." From a distance because i would be running away! :)

Ciao! please stay tuned!