The things Mila can do... :)

Greetings good people! I bring forth good tidings(for me anyway!)... i have the great pleasure of saying that i now come home to Mila Kunis on a daily basis! It is so great to come home and see her smiling seductively back at me!...

This blog post would be 100 % accurate if i was:

A) Extremely HIGH

B) Extremely DRUNK

C) Extremely LUCKY

D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

But because none of the above is true(yet...) i can only say the 1st paragraph of my post was complete crap! What i meant when i wrote it was that i found this super hot picture of her and put it as my backround on my desktop... So technically i do come home to a smiling Mila Kunis every night, it's a smile that forces me to come to my pc with a cloth(to wipe away DROOl, i need a KINGSIZE bib now!) :)

Anyways, i was on google, you see google and i have become best of friends, whenever i have a questions or i need to get info or am just looking for some fun i go on google.. A friend once told me that google knows all... I believe it now! "He" really does! So, i had an appointment with my buddy google and i typed in "Mila Kunis" and google kindly found an interview of her from some magazine.. The interviewer(Lucky bastard! JOKING!) asked her, "What would you do if you found a gnome in your closet?" She replied, "Does it talk?"..."Yes ofcourse!" The interviewer replied. She replied by saying that she would be nice to it and be it's buddy..(for afew split seconds, i wished i was a GNOME..(An american GNOME!)...

After reading the interview, i thought for a while about that question... Then i asked my self, "What would I do, if I found a talking gnome in my closet... Firstly i would try get over the shock of finding a talking toy in my closet and no doubt my 1st question would be, "What the F**K are you doing in MY closet!?" Then.. Well i would be super nice to it aswell, feed it give it a place to sleep, be it's best buddy.. Make it my mini slave... Like if i were to say, "Yo mini dude, get me a beer!'... It would have to reply, "Yes sir, how many?"... I would make it fetch my socks, fetch my paper, fetch my shoes, scratch my back, fetch my toothbrush.. I would call it.. O8OO.. TOLL FREE HELP LINE!!!... Nah im just kidding, im not that much of an asshole! But i would make it fetch me beer... But mostly, i would make O8OO get in contact with his "cousin" in America, you know the one in Mila's closet... :). Ciao.. Till next time.. O8OO- At your service! :)