Good evening cyberspace... Today as i sat having a most craptastic morning(yes, it IS monday!) a strange thought crossed my mind... As i looked around i noticed the works of nature in their purest form, i witnessed gravity at it's best!
yes i am talking about manboobs! Most (if not all!) men acquire a decent sized "rack" after the age of 55...Sad but true...No more can we laugh at the fairer sex, when we see gravity kicking in because the moment you laugh, is the moment gravity comes around to kick you in the ass sending YOUR chest to MIGRATE south!!!
It is quite a phenomenon, why guys get boobs, once their pensions kick in... Makes me think, you know how our folks always tell us to becareful and look after ourselves when we are young, so that when we get older we don't suffer from chronic backache or shit like that?... Well maybe we get manboobs from looking through too many Playboy magazines as young teenagers!?... Like the Pinnochio story where everytime he spoke crap, his nose would grow! Well same effect, what would we say when our moms walked in on us looking through Hugh Hefners' "masterpieces".. She would ask "Whats' that son?"... And you would say "NOTHING mom! Just HOMEWORK!"... So all those lies accumilate and 40 years later...BOOM... Your mom "knows" that those books were NOT part of your curriculum! :)
So manboobs are a result of a combination of "delayed punishment" for "polluting" our eyes at such a delicate age! AND a sign to show our moms' that while she thought she was raising a "boy genius"... We were getting our diploma's for the "Mini-Hef" course! :)
Ciao. Stay tuned. :)
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