What about a kitchen sink?

Goodevening ladies and gentlemen(yes, im in FORMAL mode)... I share with you today a little story...

Reginald who worked at a local grocery store as a cashier, arrived at work that day with a slight "spring in his step"(No one knows why... Use your imagination!)... he was determined to deliver top class service with a smile that day and that he did...

After helping afew customers, he was sitting there alone just thinking about bullshit like:"what he would do with a million bucks... how it feels to drive a ferrari... how he is going to reach that zit on his back!".. You know, the usual shit young adolescent boys think about when they have "timeout" time!

So as he sat there staring blankly, in waltzed a lady with the most MASSIVE cleavage he had ever seen! It was the kind of cleavage that would fail dismally at playing "Hide n Seek"... "Could i have a pack of smokes please?" came the raspy voice of a middle aged woman. "Uh..Sure!" Reginald replied, noticing the wrinkles on her face matched the ones on her oversized mid-section..."Twenty three bucks ma'am." Reginald continued..."Sure!" The ageing barbie doll replied, smiling to reveal her mahogany(i know this is a wood... But thats how BROWN they were, 4 REAL!:) stained teeth... As she stuck her aged hand into the crevis of her "collapsing", enormous CLEAVAGE!

First she pulled out a box of tissues(yes KLEENEX!), then a gold watch, then a lipstick(guess what colour.. MAHOGANY!), then mascara, then a wig, then her empty box of nicotine sticks(the cause of the "wood" finish in her oral cavity!)..."Sorry.." she said, smiling before pulling out a 50 buck note, to pay(By the way- the note came out of the crevis escorted by a BAT!)

Reginald gave out a very uneasy and disgusted snigger before grabbing the moist(wonder if there were rainclouds in there somewhere?) note with his finger tips..."Do you perhaps have a kitchen sink in there somewhere?" Reginald asked jokingly, as he saw her looking at the cracked sink behind him... "As a matter of fact..." The old lady replied, smiling once more...

Nice story huh?... :)... Which brings me to my question of the day! Is THIS what they mean when they talk about a TREASURE CHEST!!! :)

Ciao... As always my dear readers... Stay tuned! :)