Yes just when i thought i had parted ways with my dear blog, promising to return another day!...BOOM! I'm back and decided to pay my blog a surprise visit... Wether it was a wise choice remains to be seen... Hancock made me do it!
I saw this seriously kick ass movie when it came out and i loved it... So watched it again on DVD today!... Really awesome movie... Will Smith is a legendary actor and Charlize Theron must have definitely fallen off the very top shelf of the Good Lord's bakery, labelled LIMITED EDITION! :)... She is a fine looking lady!
Anyways, back to the movie... Wouldn't it be really cool to be like Hancock... you would be unstoppable, you could fly, get shot, stabbed, hit with a spade, hit with a car, hit with a fridge... Heck You could get hit with a f***ing whale and you wouldn't budge!(Stay away from Chuck Norris though... Why?... have you come across a certain ABORTION called Walker Texas Ranger?... he acts in it! Even Hancock can't top that!) :)
If i could be any superhero, i would be Hancock! The dude is AWESOME! He is invincible and funny... Totally cool! But you know what's the BEST thing about Hancock!?... He does NOT wear his f***ing Underwear OUTSIDE his pants!... This is a FASHION trend that quite sadly has FAILED to ESCAPE all other Superheroes! Why do they like wearing their underwear outside their pants! W.T.F.?... Why do their I.Q's drop to BELOW freezing point when they get CAPED!?... Technically they are going COMMANDO you know? REALLY! It's true, if they have their underwear OUTSIDE their pants... What's in them? AHA... Commando! :)... What would you call that style? Hmm? I wonder?
I ate a bowl of ice-cream and i am feeling kinda TRITE right now?... Sorry? :)
It would actually SUCK to be Hancock! Why? Well, that movie was all fun and games, till he said one-line... That changed the whole movie, it made Hancock... HUMAN! It was after he did time... he saved those people from the bank robbers and became a truly loved hero... So he goes with the humans to the restaurant to celebrate and they telling their life stories and it was his turn... he couldn't remember... Then he said(I quote): "...What kind of a bastard could i have been that noone claimed me at the hospital..." That line changed the whole outlook on Hancock, it made him vunerable... it made him Human... Yip, Hancock lost his balls for a second there...(JOKING!)
If i spoiled the movie for some of you... Sincere apologies! but a movie as good as Hancock cannot be spoiled! Back to my jagged point... Even a hard ass man like Hancock still has a heart! WOW!So anyway to cut this long SAPPY ass story short... Hancock found his Soulmate and Had to Sacrifice his happiness with her in order to save the world!... So even with all that POWER and the ability to do whatever he likes, whenever he likes without having to suffer grave consequences... He still can't escape being lonely because he knows being with the one that was made for him will mean the end of the world! Sucks yeah? :)
I rate they should make a HANCOCK II... Where he becomes like a total party animal of note... Still saves the world(come on he still has to do his job!) but has a JOL doing it... Eventually finding the one he was meant for, because deep down he is human you know! Cupid won't ever run out of arrows and even though he can't f***ing read, he will eventually shoot you with the arrow that has the right name on it... Just takes time... try your best to enjoy the ride and the awesome people that share it with you... It's all you can and all you should do!... if you fall, stand the f**k up!... Why wait on the floor? It gets cold! :)
PS: Tomorrow is Monday! F**K!
PS2: Keep ice-cream consumption to a minimum! ;)
PS3: I think that underwear ontop look should be called doing a "Evil Kanievil"(you know the world famous stuntman! R.I.P)... No protection UNDERNEATH... But helmet OVER the head! ;)..(JOKING!)
Stay tuned! Ciao! :)
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