Honey...

Goodevening good people... I hope you are all having a whoop ass weekend! The other day i came home and brought my "work" home again!!! I got to work with an index finger and left work with a pumpkin! Why? Well i got REARED by a bee! Now i didn't know that bees were gay!?!

They are LITERALLY dying to GIVE their asses away! You don't believe me! Then why is it when they REAR you they DIE?!

I was there and i felt something in my hair(i've heard that apparently smelling hair is a sure sign of love...) i went to remove whatever was in my hair and BAM! I felt the stinging "love" that the bee felt for me!

How such a twisted creature can create something as sweet as honey still boggles the mind!

But thankfully my "obese" finger has gone on a STRICT diet and i am proud to report that it has lost afew POUNDS!... So the "quarter pumpkin" has almost disappeared and my FIT finger is almost back!

Stay tuned! Ciao! :)

PS- FACT(1): The bees we see flying around are called worker bees and their mission in life is to search for food to bring back to the hive! Once a year the queen bee leaves the hive, at this point all the Drone(lazy ass male, who always chill at home) bees also leave the hive and chase her(I think we should from now on call them STALKER bees!) to see if they can get LAID! The "lucky" ass who gets it right dies of hunger because they refuse to feed him when they get back to the hive!

FACT(2): Don't take my blogpost to heart, it is purely for entertainment! :)

FACT(3): Male bees(Drone) are set for life because they don't have to do shit and the ladies do all the work! I suppose that feels like heaven for them... Till they get laid... Then they SCREWED!!! :)