My goodness, what a LONG f***ing day it was today, okay the fact that i went to bed at 12:30am obviously didn't help the whole situation. Well, i have a huge batch of stars in my pocket that if i don't use, will expire... So better put them to good use, plus i am feeling super VULGAR today, so join me as i try and break a record!... :)
Back to this f***ing CRAPTASTIC day i had, it's not the first time i've had these super long days, it's like this, you know when you go to bed feeling f***ing relieved and happy that you going to finally get some shut eye and catch some much needed f***ing ZZZ's... Then just as your dreams begin you suddenly "back at work"... Thats f***ing right, you know you have had a SUPER long day when you get home from work, bath and go sleep only to REALISE that you busy pulling a "double shift" with your F***ING eyes CLOSED!!! Now you know you need a new F***ING career when you can do your job with your eyes closed!
One of the phrases(apart from the OCCASIONAL f***ing cuss word) i use at work the most is:"Would you like a plastic?"... i sell them, so i have to ask. Anyways, i use that phrase so much that when i got home today i looked at my mom's fruit bowl and instead of greeting her i said "Would you like a plastic for that?".... That shows you just how long this F***ing day was and it also proves just how many times i repeat that phrase in one day, it's like a broken record stuck in my head!
I've run out of stars, so no more cussing and i just realised no matter how fucking(SORRY!) hard you try.. NOONE can say the word FUCK as many times as Fred Durst... 46 in more or less three minutes, wow that is ONE hell of a RECORD!
PS: That cat's name is Wednesday-14 January 2009! :)
PSS: I said FUCK 12 times!(including that one!)
Ciao-Stay Tuned! :)
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