For those of you who saw my status on FB today and sat there completely conf***ulated, thinking what i meant, FEAR NOT! For help is at hand!
You see, the other day i was paging through the newspaper and this somewhat sad but very amusing story caught my attention(not quite aswell as an FHM can! But close enough!)... the story was labelled "Kiss of Deaf" and trust me, i sat there just as conf***ulated as all of you who read my Status today on FB were! So my curiosity got the better of me and i read the story, turns out, there were a couple of LoveBirds sitting somewhere(can't remember where!) and they started to make out and after their brief intimate encounter, the lady went DEAF in one ear! After an examination by a doctor, it turns out that due to the snogging, her eardrum shifted out of place, causing temporary deafness which would be restored in a couple of days, once the eardrum moved back into place!(Yip, truth REALLY is STRANGER than fiction!)
Now, i do feel sorry for the poor woman who must have really taken the advice "LISTEN to your HEART" a little too SERIOUSLY! :)
Atleast no permanent damage was done and soon she will be able to laugh about it! But that story seriously made me laugh!
That dude is ONE HELL of a Tongue Hockey Player! F**K! He kissed her to DEAF!
If i was him, i would write an instruction manual and call it: "WHAT TO DO WHEN SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOUR MUSIC!"...Catch line: "she will be ALL EARS just for you"!!! :)
Stay tuned- Ciao! :)
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