Yes, we live in a strange world today, where sexual issues are as trivial and freely spoken of as dog crap in your neighbours' lawn and listening to him mutter about it as he cleans it up.
You don't believe me? Well just take a walk down the street, to the park even to the mall. the sexual innuendos are everywhere to be seen. Switch on the TV and even a simple advertisment has to contain some form of sexuality in it... Example: Remember that SilverSands Poker advert, where that "blunt chisel" phones in for some telephonic "love" and gets all hot and bothered with the "sexy" voice at the other end... When it is actually a 150 year old bimbo doing her "thing"! Could he not notice the DUST coming through the phone from her end! DAMN!
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The other day while walking through the mall, i noticed one of those infamous "signs" that cost me my first job(i will leave that for another time!), standing proudly at the entrance of all the restaurants... The sign read: SLIPPERY WHEN WET... Isn't that kind of RETARDED, have you ever seen someone slip on something DRY!? i don't think so! Why do they insist on adding the words: WHEN WET... We know this! Why add it!?... I'm all for the signs, they warn people of possible Health hazards, but i disagree with the sign insulting the readers' intelligence! All the sign had to say was: CAUTION:SLIPPERY!
CAUTION:SLIPPERY WHEN WET- YOU DON'T SAY!! REALLY!! WOW!! Someone give the guy who wrote this sign a pat on the back of the neck and give him a GOLDSTAR on his forehead!Next thing you know, they will make a sign that reads: STICK IT IN HERE and sew it to the bottom of every shoe sold in the WORLD!YOU DON'T SAY! REALLY!! IN THERE!?! :)
Stay tuned my dear, good people! Ciao! :)
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