I have spoken about the subject of "Parallel Universes" before on my blog, well if those supposed "parallel's" exist, then I am quite sure I found mine today, I read about it in the newspaper.
I was there as usual seated in my customary position that just exudes boredom from all angles, wiping away sweat droplets that grew instantly from my forehead as the 30 + Degrees of heat seeped in. I always read the newspaper everyday, partly because I dig reading, partly because I might be slowly getting fucking OLD but mostly because it's an effective way to curb boredom even if it is just for a couple of minutes. So paging through it there it was...
A story about a french fry who happens to be fucking good at playing Chess(and drinking by the sounds of it). He went to the land of spicy samoosa's(India) for a chess tournament and was so drunk, that everytime it was his turn to make a move he was busy catching Zzz's. His opponents tried to shake some energy into him, but to no avail, he was completely SHIT-FACED and had to be disqualified and CARRIED out of the building! Now, this very same thing(except the chess part in India) has happened to me on various occasions.
That is why I say that in my parallel universe I am this dude that I read about...TOTafuckingLLY! I am a 35 year old very intelligent chess playing alcoholic french fry in my parallel universe(assuming that shit exists!) Haha! Who would've thought!? I wonder if I have had a "menage a trois" there already!?
Well, all i can say for that dude is he can thank FUCK that there were no CORNFLAKES or VIENNAS lying around there, because if "Parallel Universes" had to exist, he would have a "taste" of my universe!!! ;-)
Ciao.Stay Tuned!
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