Monday like no other... But still a Monday!

Well surprisingly enough, today wasn't quite as bad as it's predecessors, still bad... But not quite as fucked up! It is probably because after getting completely shit-faced on Saturday night and having a somewhat unsuccessful tryst with a descending escalator, I spent about twelve hours of my Sunday catching Zzz's!

So I woke up pretty refreshed, however I won't be able to say the same thing about tomorrow! What news can I bring forth tonight... Hmm... I love the english language and how we can twist and bend it to suit our communicational needs! A couple of weeks ago, I stumbled upon an article in the Sunday Times newspaper(Forgot who wrote it, sorry!) about a certain stone, called The Blarney Stone... now rumour has it, that if you pucker up and give this cold, immovable object a nice fat wet one... It will magically reward your affections by granting you "The Gift of The Gab" which means you will all of a sudden be able to speak very fluently and will be able to be very persuasive with your new found oral talents!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So let me see if I can get this straight here... You go there, you wait in a line for like half your holiday to kiss a fucking cold stone that has been kissed by about half the planet... All for the sake of having an extensive vocabulary and an unmatchable ability to use said vocabulary!? Isn't going to college a much more practical idea which will give you the same result? I mean come on, college girls VS a stone! Hello! But amazingly enough, people flock this stone by the millions... I don't say I won't ever do it... Just for the kick of it... I will most certainly add it to my "To Do" list, if I am gifted with a superhuman ability of speech... I will use it to persuade Mila Kunis to go out on a date with me! That would be AWESOME! If sucking face with a cold, "prostitutish"(Ofcourse it's "prostitutish"! People pay to kiss it!) stone is what it takes... Than so be it! ;-)

Ciao. Stay Tuned... Today's songs: Plain White T's-Delilah, Alanis Morissette-Hands Clean. White Zombie-More human than human & Billy Talent-Surrender(I was quite busy on my pc today... All AWESOME SONGS!)

PS: "Prostitutish" is officially a WORD as of NOW!