Last night I went to a mate of mine's birthday party and as always... It was LEGENDARY! Awesome party! I got so fucking hammered that I still woke up dizzy today!
Apart from having a wicked time and a collosal hangover that is making me feel like the skidmarks on Shrek's underwear, I also believe it or not, learnt something. Yes, even though I was so shitfaced, there were still enough functioning cells in my brain to memorize this important lesson.... Never before has "Learn from your mistakes" rang so true! This is the VERY NB thing I learnt last night:
1) DO NOT under any circumstances what so ever run UP a descending escalator EVER when you are shitfaced!
I shit you not, this happened to me last night! We left the nightclub bright and early and I was rancidly shit faced! We were on our way down on an escalator when my friends decided to turn around and run up... (Still don't know why though!) back into the club, I not wanting to be left alone on a contraption that could make much more co-ordinated movements than i could at that point, decided to also make my way back into the club. I charged up the escalator at (in my mind) a very high speed and fell... Twice if I remember correctly!
That explains my sore bruised knee this morning! So important lesson for you all today... If you do not learn from your own mistakes... Then for fuck sakes you better learn from mine! Do Not under any circumstances run UP a descending escalator at a high speed while shit faced because your knees become your break pads! Not Nice... Trust me!
Ciao. Stay Tuned. :-)
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