Cougarville!

After enduring another nard drenching day of 30 + Degrees Celsius heat, I was fucking ecstatic to finally come home to an ice cold shower, a decent meal and my beloved PC with a Heineken at my arms length!

I watched Two & Half Men earlier on and today's episode dealt with "Charlie Harper" coming to terms with the fact that his youth is slowly disappearing with every wrinkle he appears to collect! Getting fossilized sucks! For men, there's little comfort or redemption when Father Time starts kicking us in the ass... We get fat, the viagra we start taking only seems to work on our ears and noses and the hair on our heads decides to migrate south...

Then there's women, they also get fat and out of proportion but the worst thing that happens to the fairer sex is that everything on their bodies except their hair decides to migrate south! There comes a time in their lives where "push up" bra's just won't cut it... And they have to resort to cosmetic surgery... Which leaves them looking like raisins attached to a Barbie Dolls head!

I hate wine! Just the thought of those bottles of squashed grapes drenched in foot germs, vinegar and alcohol is enough to make me call RALPH at the top of my LUNGS! So I wouldn't know if wine does get better with age... But if that rumour is to be believed... Then there are definitely women out there who are just like (alleged) fine wine... They certainly do get better with age! Here are three of the most awesome examples of "vintage birds"(Vintage=50 years old and up!) who look just as good as "vintage wine" apparently tastes... Valuable "Antiques":

3) Madonna-(Minus the gap in her teeth and the fact that her arms are alot more toned than mine!) Looks pretty hot for a women who just turned 51!

2) Susan Sarandon-(Don't know how old she is, but I am quite sure she is over 50!) She Looks MIGHTY hot!

But I must say, in place NUMERO one(1) at an AMAZING Dust gathering 59 years old... Morgan Fairchild is the hottest Vintage Bird I have ever seen! WOW!... She is gorgeous for a woman who is old enough to be my grandmother!!! Did i hear someone say Grandmother Fucker!?! ;-)

Ciao. Stay Tuned! :-)