Cold Showers

Ladies, when you see those words, you automatically get images of sexually frustrated men who perve over anything that walks(including your cat!) and lick their lips when they see you flash just a slight bit of your gorgeous cleavages and the somewhat disturbing bit of this very accurate information is that said men are usually between the ages of 55 and 95 years old!



Well I involuntarily took a cold shower today! It was absolutely not necessary, but it just happened! I didn't perve over any animals and unfortunately I didn't get to see any kind of cleavages either! ;-(... I was in the shower, doing my thing when all of a sudden the hot water vanished faster than swine flu is spreading! I stood there doing some kind of spastic "dance" trying to avoid the icy droplets reaching my more "sensetive" parts! Luckily I was almost done, so my hypothermic experience was almost over!

I finally knew how Leonardo Di Caprio felt in the that movie where he's floating on a log about to die for his "one true love" to be saved... HAHAHA!!! (Sorry-Yes I am talking about that movie I heard some people watched about a gazillion times: "Titanic") I was also trying to save something, my ability to experience "One True Love"... By keeping my "Rumble Pack" warm after the overwhelming barrage of cold water! Hot showers are bad for dudes... So are COLD ones(TRUST ME!)

Ciao. Stay tuned! :-)