My weekend

Yes I know it is kind of late to be writing about my weekend TODAY... But I was having a slight dillema, I couldn't decide wether to write a Facebook note or write on my blog... So I looked up at my "peers" and decided to do what they do when faced with a decision which involves choosing one thing over another... I did BOTH! :-)

So this weekend I done something that women are normally well known for... "Window shopping"! Except, I was not looking for shoes or clothes, I was f***ing hungry and couldn't decide wtf to eat! So I drove around like a "tit"(excuse the pun) while I decided... I walked into the local supermarket, then walked out, I walked past countless take out joints and was still undecided... Then I fell into the typical thing that most humans do when they are undecided... I ended up going back to the very first place I was at and finally bought some food!

There is only ONE difference between my experience and the experience of countless woman across the globe when they "window shop"... I didn't see what the "fuss" was all about because I didn't f***ing enjoy it! Women love "window shopping"... Ofcourse they prefer buying but "window shopping" is a close second! Quite frankly I don't see the "fun" in walking around looking at stuff you not going to buy and to top that all off, you look through so much shit that you have to go back to the first one just to "recap" because you have already forgotten!

Yes I know what you thinking..."You men Window shop for cars!"... YES we do!(Applause)... BUT... There's one difference... The cars we not going to buy, we can still TEST DRIVE, Yeah we can actually drive the car out of the garage and experience it fully without buying it! I would like to see you lovely ladies trying on that brand new dress and try "waltz" out of the store! See how far you get!?!

Have a great night. Please stay tuned! :-)