Like most porra dudes, I am hairy in all the right places and even some wrong places!.. I'd rather not tell you where I work, but let me just say that it is quite the average job for a porra! I'm not a huge wine fan, but I love beer just as much as the average porra loves wine, so my radar is abit "off" target but working 100 %!
Here's another thing I love, that can be very much associated with my raca(rassa)... I love garlic! People don't understand why we love garlic... I don't understand how someone can NOT love garlic... It's FUCKING awesome! We add it just to about every single meal in our menu's, we add to our bread for breakfast(Garlic Bread), we add it to our meat for lunch and we'll add it to our fish for dinner! I know that our need for a daily garlic fix has extremely horrible side-effects like "napalm breath"! But when you write down the "Pro's and Con's"... I think the "Pro's" outway the "Con's"(I repeat... I think!?!)
Besides tasting AWESOME... Garlic is apparently very good for your health, it acts as a purifier for ones body and apparently helps in lowering blood pressure that is reason enough to just keep grazing garlic as if you were stuck in Dracula's back garden! Which by the way is another advantage of garlic grazing... It protects you from vampires! Have you ever heard of Dracula "taking a holiday" in Portugal? Ofcourse not! He would die of poisoning by "Garlic Dioxide"!
I admit, garlic makes your breath smell awful... Which obviously does jackshit for one's sex-life! Which is why you should always carry a gas mask in your boot... "In case of Emergency"! This is why I have come up with this brilliant equation: Garlic + Mouthwash + toothpaste + toothbrush = Picture of health with great smelling mouth...(The rest is up to you...)!
Please don't be offended fellow porra's... I am just as Porra as you and Proudly so... Plus i'm only kidding!
(PS: The apple has to do with where I work... Hint...Hint!) ;-)
Ciao. Stay tuned! :-)
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