Fur Burgers

Pick up your jaws now, stop holding your breaths and calm down... We all know what fur burgers are, especially those who have watched the movie Harold and Kumar...

I am going to share with you a story, there was one fine day when I felt super hungry and decided to buy a burger, no need to say where because the finer details are not important, so anyway I bought the burger and as soon as I layed eyes on it, I fell in love... It looked so good in it's salad dressing I could barely control myself as I peered into the box to spy on it...

So I got home, washed my hands, got a plate and really set the mood for this intimate encounter I was about to have... So I opened the box, carefully cupped the burger into my hands and took my first bite, it was awesome, tasted amazing! BUT then as I rotated the burger to take a bite from the other side of it, I froze... As I noticed something somewhat sinister...

There was something on my burger, it was just there staring at me wickedly preventing me from enjoying the rest of my meal... It was a HAIR! I broke a cold sweat tapping my burger very hard to check for any signs of it being alive... (it wasn't.) Why would my burger grow a pube!?

Then some gross thoughts crossed my mind... What if it was really a PUBE!? Or if it was a hair, was it washed atleast... I could "shave" it and it would be "clean" but i just couldn't "shave" the image of me eating a burger with "stubble".

So i had no choice but to throw it away, now i double check my burgers for "mohawks" when i buy them... I don't believe this is what was meant by the term "FURBURGERS"!

Ciao. Stay tuned.