MILT"A"

In this age of cyber language we are filled with abbreviated sentences that have become part of our daily interaction with eachother... Yes it is true that this sudden language phenomenon does absolutely nothing for the improvement of writing, but if you can't beat them, join them! It isn't going to slowdown at the rate I see it growing! We have our LOL's and LMFAO's and we have even created some of our own sentence words like LMFBO-(Laughing my F Balls off.) and my personal favourite thanks to a good buddy of mine LMFMO-(Laughing my F MINGE off!)

You must be thinking WTF is a MINGE! Well it is whatever you want it to be! Much like the word TOOL which I also love! It's a multitasking word! Yes ladies we can do it too! Let me throw in just off the top of my head yet another abbreviated sentence just for good measure... LMFTO-(Laughing my F TOOL off!)

But what brings me here today is another abbreviated sentence... MILF... I like the meaning of this word, but the word itself is kind of "off" for me... Milf to me sounds like "offed" Milk! Which to be honest doesn't give justice to the subject matter that the word is suppose to carry... I mean do you think of "offed" Milk when you see a HOT older women? I hope not!

Which is why i have come up with an alternative word/sentence which doesn't sound like "offed" milk and certainly gives justice to the subject matter! MILT"A"...Pronounced: MILL TAA(with fingers signalling inverted comma's.) It means Mother I Like To "Admire". Yes it may sound like an "abortion" of note! But it works for me!

So long live the MILT"A"s for me anyway! ;-)

Thank you very much! Ciao. Stay tuned!