Pairs

All useful things come in pairs... Hands, feet, arms, legs... Beer comes in 12 pairs, everything that is awesome comes in two's...

I'm not much of a poker player, but I believe there is such a thing called a "pair" which is apparently good... Then you get "Two Pair" which is obviously better! Cars have two pairs of tyres, you get my drift... Everything around us seems to work better when it is "accompanied"... Even drinks work better when combined, the "Shooters Bar" is the perfect example of "Teamwork"!... I'm going to make my blog "educational" by introducing a series of "calculations" that are going to illustrate my theory on "Perfect Teamwork" at a "Shooters Bar"....

But firstly, when you take that "short" walk to the "Shooters Bar", you are usually on a mission, because all the lovely young ladies are already "coupled" or because your "charm" died of alcohol poisoning weeks ago!(Mating Season runs all year round at most night clubs... I think???) you have nothing left to do but get FUBAR(Refer to my "Learning Curve" if some of my terminology confuckulates you) So getting FUBAR becomes your sole purpose for the night and this is why maths was important at school:

1) Beer = Good
Whisky= Better
Beer + Whisky = Boiler Room!(AKA- BEST!)

2) Red Bull = Gives you wings
Jagermeister = "Jacked up" Vicks
Red Bull + Jagermeister = Jagerbomb!(AKA- GREAT MEDICINE TO OVERDOSE ON!)

So EVEN at the bar... The drinks work best in pairs! "Teamwork" is essential to achieve your goals! ;-)

And now I end off with my favourite PAIR of all time... (Drumroll please...) Not only do they look GREAT from any angle!(Depending on how old they are!) They won't EVER get out of fashion and you won't EVER get tired of playing with them! The fact that they come in a VARIETY of sizes just keeps them FUN! If you still don't know what i'm going on about... Here's a hint... They are the GREATEST treasure you can find in a CHEST! :-)

Ciao. Stay Tuned! :-)