Burp...Burp...BURRRPPP!!! I love burping! I love it and I'm not even good at it! To belt out the most crass noises at the highest possible level of decibels I need to drink something fizzy! (Preferably beer)
I'm not one of those dudes that can just burp at any decided moment as if I it's as easy as breathing! I am not fortunate enough to have that talent! But I am truly amazed at people who are that gifted... You know the types who can say their names and burp at the same time, that makes me laugh! Stop cringing now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with burping! It's a sign that you have enjoyed whatever went through the oral cavity! You must be thinking... Of all the things I could possibly be writing about... What the fuck made me write about this!? Well because i'm feeling kinda generous... I am going to share with you the root of this blogpost.
At work today, after downing a half litre of liquid fizz, I let out a massive burp that resonated throughout every crevis of the confined space I found myself in... Leaving a string of SHOCKED faces in it's path as it travelled! Some found my digestive indiscretion humorous... Others were clearly disgusted but moved on knowing that the "damage" had been done... But there was one particular human being (of female persuasion ofcourse!) who was both disgusted and quite pissed off to put it lightly... She proceeded by giving me a piece of her mind (I'm guessing my burp didn't convince her of how full I was!) and decided to call me names, that in my opinion, were alot more digusting than my burp! After unleashing a series of seriously disturbing diatribes at me she demanded that I apologize for my burp... To which I blatantly refused!
I amusingly tried to explain to her that if I said the word "sorry" or "excuse me"... I would be LYING! (Which in my books is a much worse offense than burping in public) What should I be sorry for? Killing my thirst? Eating my food? What should I be excused for? I went one day to a pizza place (Bear in mind that I wasn't 100% sober when this occured) and I burped fairly loudly, much to the dismay of the grey haired lad who was standing next to me waiting to buy his food... Why are people so disgusted by burping? Farting, I understand... But burping!? What's wrong with that!?
There's only one place I wouldn't burp... in Church... I think it would be a tad rude to be grazing a big mac with a kilo of coke while Father X says his sermon... Don't you? (Kidding... That's just down right wrong!) ;-)
Ciao. Stay Tuned.
I'm not one of those dudes that can just burp at any decided moment as if I it's as easy as breathing! I am not fortunate enough to have that talent! But I am truly amazed at people who are that gifted... You know the types who can say their names and burp at the same time, that makes me laugh! Stop cringing now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with burping! It's a sign that you have enjoyed whatever went through the oral cavity! You must be thinking... Of all the things I could possibly be writing about... What the fuck made me write about this!? Well because i'm feeling kinda generous... I am going to share with you the root of this blogpost.
At work today, after downing a half litre of liquid fizz, I let out a massive burp that resonated throughout every crevis of the confined space I found myself in... Leaving a string of SHOCKED faces in it's path as it travelled! Some found my digestive indiscretion humorous... Others were clearly disgusted but moved on knowing that the "damage" had been done... But there was one particular human being (of female persuasion ofcourse!) who was both disgusted and quite pissed off to put it lightly... She proceeded by giving me a piece of her mind (I'm guessing my burp didn't convince her of how full I was!) and decided to call me names, that in my opinion, were alot more digusting than my burp! After unleashing a series of seriously disturbing diatribes at me she demanded that I apologize for my burp... To which I blatantly refused!
I amusingly tried to explain to her that if I said the word "sorry" or "excuse me"... I would be LYING! (Which in my books is a much worse offense than burping in public) What should I be sorry for? Killing my thirst? Eating my food? What should I be excused for? I went one day to a pizza place (Bear in mind that I wasn't 100% sober when this occured) and I burped fairly loudly, much to the dismay of the grey haired lad who was standing next to me waiting to buy his food... Why are people so disgusted by burping? Farting, I understand... But burping!? What's wrong with that!?
There's only one place I wouldn't burp... in Church... I think it would be a tad rude to be grazing a big mac with a kilo of coke while Father X says his sermon... Don't you? (Kidding... That's just down right wrong!) ;-)
Ciao. Stay Tuned.
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