No I am not drunk or high! I am still on "The Pill"... The title of this is about what I would invent right now if I was some kind of inventor type dude!
It sounds crazy but trust me it's not! I had a plaster on the other day, I removed it yesterday and it left me with "premature balding" on the said area, a much dirtier mouth(even by my f***ing standards) and pain! Yeah, yeah ladies you can stop calling me a p*ssy now, I know you wax which is obviously painful and you take it like real woMEN, so congrats on that! Can i stop applauding now?
But I think if this invention was ever possible it would be very beneficial to us european men who are pain intolerant! True to form today was a really shitty day... all the symptoms were there... It was an extremely long day, my patience was like last weeks cold front (Below zero) and something as simple as staying awake was a mission of note! I was major tired the whole day! Monday is always such a mind f*ck!
I am listening to hits by Chris Daughtry (Home, Breakdown & Over You.) The man is a legendary talent with an equally amazing story! He entered didn't win but is so good that he is right up there next to Kelly Clarkson as the most well known product of American Idols and I can clearly see why, the man is brilliant! He writes songs that are heavy enough for a rock fan like myself to enjoy and his lyrics are very touching... Lyrics that we can all relate to in one aspect or another of our lives! He followed his dream, didn't ever give up and it paid off now! The man has worked very hard and is now reaping the rewards! Truly inspiring! :-)
Ciao. Stay Tuned
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