Rewind

Got up at 4am to play "rewind"... I have done a couple of things this week that I never thought I would ever do in my life!

The first of these things was take off my pants and bend for a guy!(Calm the fuck down!) There was absolutely nothing sexual about what I done! But the dude did take out his massive tool and shoved it into my ass! (Relax!) I was feeling a little under the weather and since I had spent last weekend with a couple of friends who weren't sure about their swine flu status, I decided it was best if I went to the doctor to check my health! He told me it was a regular flu and gave me an injection in my ass for good measure! So yeah not only is the good man about twice my age, but he must have been very charming because when he told me to turn around and take off my pants, I didn't hesitate! Must've been the size of his needle! ;-)... Paedophilia!?

In other news, I'm pretty sure a small corner of hell just froze over!(Ofcourse i didn't go and check, I don't plan on "making a turn" there... EVER!) Why? I went out on friday night and DID NOT I repeat DID NOT get shit faced! Infact I didn't touch a drop of alcohol! my liver is beaming with pride! I'm on "the pill" for the next five days...(Antibiotics) But I had a good time! It's not about the drinking, it's about the company! I had a good laugh with afew of my mates at a restaurant talking about the happenings of "The farm" and then we went out to this dodgy place where we spent the worst fifteen bucks possible just to go inside! After one drink we fucked off because there was already a fairly large, fairly intoxicated man proclaiming his innocence quite confidently after he was accused of petty thievery! It went something like this: "I didn't STOLE your phone..." Yeah, that one legendary line was our ticket out of "Planet Dodge" and back into civilization!

In more news, a ZIT recently took up residence in the strangest place on my body!... My shoulder! It actually popped yesterday but I will spare you the gory details! I am just wondering, aren't I a little too old to be getting zits!? I thought zits disappeared with puberty! Guess not! I have heard of "new" beginnings... But this is ridiculous! Next thing you know I will be getting "stonies" all over again!

I listen to music now when I write my blog, so i will be sharing whatever song I am listening to from now on! (No matter how cool or ridiculous, wait a minute... It's never RIDICULOUS... I think I have AWESOME taste in music!) ;-).... Today's very inspiring song: Guano Apes- No Speech

Ciao. Please Stay Tuned!