This is a an absolutely true story! I am off "the pill"... My Anti's are all taken! I feel much better and am ready to drink up a storm... Even if it passes before midnight! ;-)
I am not much of a drinker, infact I am a very shit drinker... The problem is I think I have a lazy liver, it simply can't do the "job" at hand adequately! I pass out, get carried, puke at random like most of my fellow drinkers... But I usually get there much faster, which is kinda sad, but oh well whatever... Practise makes perfect right!? I will one day master the craft! It's "gym" for my liver... It will one day be fit and strong enough to handle "workload"! ;-)
I could swear I heard people jumping and screaming for joy all the way from Germany as October slowly creeps in! I bet excitement is already the order of the day there as they count down the days to "Oktober Fees"... For those of you who may have been unfortunately stuck under a rock and don't know what the fuck I am talking about! The "Oktober Fees" is a full on celebration of the bitter bubbly that fills our hearts with joy, our stomachs with fermented gas and our heads with dizzying, shitty thoughts! Yes "Oktober Fees" is an "off the hook" celebration of my favourite alcoholic beverage... BEER! Now I haven't had the honour of attending one of these festivels but I would love to sometime very soon!
Apparently Beer flows much more than water in any kind of stream or river ever can! They sell it in two litre mugs!(Oh fucking BLISS!) In October ALL watches STOP in Germany and everywhere you look... It is BEER O' CLOCK! It is EVERYWHERE apparently! I have to go there and get my Dr.'s degree in beer drinking at some point in an october in the very near future! :-)
Today's song: Counterfeit-Limp Bizkit! These guys were awesome!
Ciao. Stay Tuned! :-)
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