Fucking Monday

Don't be shocked because besides adequately expressing my deep and intense feelings for this craptastic day we are currently going through, I am doing so CLEANLY! Yes, Fucking is officially not a swear word! I shit you not... Google: Fucking- Austria and see for yourself!

I was doing my usual thing last week at work, while paging through the newspaper and to my amazement and relief I saw an article on a little village called Fucking in Austria! I laughed my Fucking (have to use capitals now because Fucking is officially a proper noun!) Minge off and was quite chuffed about it! Now according to the article, there is a sign there with the name of the village and the area just infront of it is apparently a FIRM favourite place (pun totally intended!) among lovers to play slap and tickle, much to the dismay of the resident's who have to apparently contend with the live "sex shows" at all hours of the day! Due to their heightened levels of disappointment, they protested and now apparently the powers that be have installed CCTV cameras at said sign to watch some free porn and catch the fuckers! Hilarious, I know!

I would love to go there on holiday! Can you imagine how entertaining it would be to read all the signs there:
1) Fucking General Hospital 2) Fucking National Library
3) Fucking Primary School 4) Fucking Highschool
5) Fucking Trapeze Circus 6) Little Fucks Fucking Nursery School
7) Fucking pharmacy 8) Fucking Video Store
9) Fucking Five Star Hotel 10) Your One Stop Grocery Fucking shop

These are just a handful of the signs I imagine seeing there... I wonder if there is a Virgin Active Gym there? Fucking Virgin Active!?

These are just afew of the things that i wonder about this Fucking place! Goodnight all... it's time to go get my daily fix of Zzz's so this Fucking(Just keeping with the theme!) Monday can finish faster!

Ciao. Please Stay Tuned.