Firstly, my apologies for the long absence.
Sunday was women's day, I was at work reading the "Sunday Times" newspaper and went directly to my favourite section, the back page! On it was a story of a young englishman who went to the Greek Islands on holiday, while having a night out in the town he had a sudden urge that could not be satisfied by a salad alone!
He saw a pretty young local and decided to approach her to ask if she was up for a round of "Slap n Tickle" or two, she gave him the "cold shoulder" and went on about her business. The young man was determined and FIRMLY believed that persistence pays off, so he continued on his quest to try and convince the young lady that there was much MORE to him than just slurred speech and napalm breath! She still wouldn't budge and continued to avoid him as if he was a bad case of herpes!
So the young man still refused to accept defeat, he was a man of action and had a plan, he FIRMLY(These are FIRMLY puns by the way!) believed that actions speak louder than words, so off he went again but this time instead of telling her how he felt, he showed her! He whipped out the "mini-him" and literally showed her what she would be missing if she showed him her shoulder again!
She responed to his "passionate" gesture with just as much fire by throwing the sambuca she was drinking all over it and in the HEAT of the moment not so accidently put it on fire with her lighter! Poor guy! She obviously likes her sausages a little over "medium rare" or was impressed by the size of the "coffee beans" and wanted to test if they were as flammable as the regular ones she would normally put in sambuca!
The guy should learn how to take NO for an answer and he should know now that persistence doesn't always pay off! Alternatively, he should get himself a pair of fire proof underwear or stop hitting on girls who drink sambuca!
Wow! Man's best friend comes standard with fleas, bad breath and four legs... Women's best friend comes in a bottle, lighter not included and beans may vary in size and go according to preference! ;-)
Ciao... Please Stay Tuned! :-)
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