I was at work today doing the tasks that are part of my job description when he walked in...
I froze in amazement... he casually strolled in as if everything was absolutely normal, even his well hung fingernail, confidently going about whatever it was he wanted to do! I didn't freeze in admiration, I froze in utter shock! That was by far the longest fucking finger nail I had ever seen! I am certain that there are animals out in the wild that are totally envious of this dude's claw!
What he done next is what almost convinced me that this dude has a thing for gardening! He started digging in his nose! There must have been a royal itch somewhere deep in that nasal cavity because he probed it with his claw till it was almost completely invisible to my short sighted eye! He started pulling these very disturbing faces that confuckulated the shit out of me! Was he enjoying it or what? Wtf?
He looked relieved when he was done as if he had just taken a major crap! Taking deep breath's and shit! He then wiped the residue on his claw on his pants! Yeah, my thoughts exactly... Sif dude!
Next time you want to spring clean the inside of your "double barrel"... Please get a room... Preferably with no windows!
Ciao. Please Stay Tuned! :-)
PS: If I ever were to be president I would make public displays of "nasal gardening" Illegal! Raping your nose is wrong! Imagine how violated your nose feels!?!
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