This weekend was awesome!I went to a farm with a couple of good friends... Yes, I know you must be a thinking... A FARM!? What The Fuck!? Right!? Well this is no ordinary farm!
There isn't any kind of vegetation and shit! The only thing you harvest here are good times with just a touch of some serious "health issues" on the side! But nothing a beer can't fix! The last time I went, that's right "Edition 1", I ended up passed out on a sofa and when I woke up, my glasses were broken, my head was "screaming" for mercy and I discovered that I had "breakfast in bed" but there was more breakfast on the bed than in my stomach! The photo's were even more disturbing!
So back to "Edition two"... I got just as hammered! but no breakfast in bed and I actually passed out on a bed! So not too bad, but equally legendary!
Believe it or not, my weekend was educational! Besides a goodtime and a wicked hangover, what else could I possibly take from this? Well, I have absolutely no doubt that you learn from your mistakes! We all certainly do! But, we also learn from other peoples fuck ups... I certainly did this weekend! I learnt that you do not, under any circumstances mix beer with artificial sweetners! ;-). I also learnt how to play casino... YEAH! I didn't know how to play it and I can't believe it took me 25 years to learn! Does this mean that there is still hope? Will I ever learn to ride a bicycle!? I also found the miracle cure to a hangover! A beer... Or two! Yes hangovers are just like fucking snake bites, you go back to the "source" to find the cure!
I am listening to songs on "You Tube" while I write this, it is fucking awesome... Listening to Pearl Jam and All sorts of other cool shit!
Hope your weekend was as awesome as mine! Please stay tuned!
Ciao. :-)
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